hey.

Spice Girls: YO-
Me: I TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH AND I REALLY REALLY WANNA WANNA ZIG A ZIG AHHKHC8HCOIHEFGHEWOBFDOSq

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

why is being alive so suck

why is being alive suck

why is suck

suck is being alive so expensive

why suck so expensive

?????

(via g0ldinadyingfire)

crapuccinos:

i am like a hexagon

all my hecks r gone

(via cortanas)

thatsqualitystuff:

your-local-butt-toucher:

on halloween this guy dressed up as aladdin and glued a carpet to his skaboard and made his way through the halls like this

I CAN SHOW YOU THE HAAAAAAAALL

SHINING SHIMMERING FLOORTILES

TELL ME STUDENTS
WHEN DID YOU LAST
LET YOUR HEARTS DECIDE

I CAN OPEN YOUR BOOKS
TAKE YOU CHAPTER BY CHAPTER

IN, BETWEEN CLASS AND AFTER
ON A MAGIC CARPET RIDE

A WHOLE NEW HAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL
A NEW FANTASTIC PLACE OF SCHOOL

TEACHERS WILL TELL US NO
AND WHERE TO GO
AND SAY WE’RE BEING SILLY
A WHOLE NEW HAAAAAALL

SO I WAS CREEPING MY SCHOOLS TWITTER ACCOUNT AND I FUCKING KNEW THIS WAS AT MY SCHOOL

HOLY CRAP MY POST GOT ON MY SCHOOLS’ TWITTER

gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

zapppping:

just-another-puzzle:

markohppus:

bceky:

markohppus:

giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole

are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying

only after i eat mexican food

olé

omg

(via onekissbarrensky)

scarymerry:

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

that is the face of a man who is 24601% done

run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for

(Source: vvumblr, via dreaaming-awaake)

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